Girls Just Wanna...

Curly, straight, fine or coarse. Doesn’t matter.

Girls just wanna have great hair.

Wait, what? That can’t be so hard. Can it?

You have NO idea.

For a woman, great hair is like the Holy Grail. We all know it could exist, but actually finding it may be a pipe dream, pie in the sky, Herculean task, and chimera, all at the same time.

Cutting, blow-drying, curling, styling. That’s just the tip of the ice-burg. Crimping, weaving, highlighting, straightening, singeing (personally, I would never let an open flame get close to my hair).   

Hair too thin? Try Rogaine. Hair too thick? Use thinning shears and apple cider vinegar. Too short? Extensions. Too long? Pin it, braid it, or tuck it under.

Let's look at a few types of Cuts and Styles. Some sound naughty, some satanic:

Bob (not the kind with batteries), Shag (remember, we’re talking about hair, not a carpet or... that other thing), pixie, up-do’s, braided (French, Dutch, three strand, waterfall, feather, ladder, fishtail, lace, twist, princess crown, V shape), vintage, Mohawk, fauxhawk, celebrity, ponytail, with bangs and fringes, layered, wacky (yes, that’s really a hairstyle) slicked back, textured Afro, retro, cornrow, undercut, razor cut, crew cut, buzzed, braided buns, messy (mine, unintentionally), wavy, choppy, curly, feathered, layered, emo, spiked, rat tail, devil lock (shudder), asymmetrical, bouffant, and finger wave.   

And don’t get me started on color.
It’s not enough to dye your hair all the same color (horrors!). It has to have highlights and low-lights, or other, more complicated, stuff. For example, ombré (dark to light) is very popular, as is Balayage, which is applying the color solution(s) freehand, where the color is painted on.
You need a special dictionary just to understand the lingo:

          Semi/Demi-Permanent, and Temporary Colors: Just like how "Not all permanent colors are permanent", not all temporary colors are temporary. (See, hair color is freakin' confusing!) A demi-permanent color creates very minimal change in the hair's natural pigment. Semi-permanent and "temporary" colors are deposit only. They do not alter the natural pigments in the hair.
          Level 1-10: The Level System is a universal guide to how light or dark a color is. Levels generally range from 1-10; 1 being jet black and 10 being platinum blonde. Levels 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 create everything in between and can even be mixed to create half levels (i.e.: Level 8.5 strawberry blonde).
          Shade / Tone: Rather than level, shade or tone is actual color--purple, brown, red, orange. Shades and tones can be light or dark, so it's important to know what level and shade your hair is to start with, and what level and shade you want your hair to be.
          Cool: Cool tones are without warmth, such as "ash" or champagne. Most people do not wear cool tones, though cool-toned highlights can often look great.
          Warm: Warm tones include warmth such as golden, orange or red tones. Most skin tones are accentuated by at least some warmth, but not all, so talk to your stylist and hold up different hair color swatches to your face to see how different shades make your skin look.
          Neutral: Neutral tones are considered to be in between warm and cool, but because they lack warmth, they can tend to look a bit cool or "ashy" when applied alone. Neutral tones are great at covering grey hair, and work well when mixed with other, more vibrant shades. 
          Copper (or Kopper): Copper is a fancy word for orange tones. These aren't necessarily weirdly-vibrant orange-ness, rather, they're typically natural redhead tones.
          Auburn or red-brown: Darker natural-looking redhead tones or reddish brown shades.
          Brassy: A term used for hair that is golden or yellow-looking, especially after a lightening service. Brassiness can be controlled by counteracting the warmth. 
         Red: Fire-engine red tones don't naturally grow out of anyone's head. So what this term means depends on how it's being used. Natural redhead red is either a warmer, more coppery tone or a darker mahogany red-brown. If you're talking about crayon-red, it's not a natural hair color, but it can certainly be applied artificially!  
         Contrast: Contrast is how different one area of hair is than another. For example, black hair with blonde highlights is high contrast, while light brown hair with dark blonde highlights is low contrast. Lower contrast looks more natural; higher contrast looks more dramatic. 
         Porosity: This tells the stylist how strongly your hair will "grab" a color, and how damaged it may be. The stylist may need to take an extra step to make sure the color develops evenly, depending on porosity. 
         Dull: Hair that has little or no shine. Blonde hair tends to be naturally more dull. This can be fixed temporarily with glossing products. There are also chemical gloss products that add shine more long-term, but it is a fact that it's difficult to keep blonde hair looking sleek and shiny. 
         Over processed: Whether it's before or after your application, if your hair is over processed, it means it has been chemically beat down and damaged. It may look frazzled and "fried," it may include split ends or matted hair, and it will probably not be able to handle any further chemical applications without some major repair and treatments-- and time-- first. 
         Virgin Hair: Hair that has not had chemicals applied to it; it's in its healthiest and purest state. 
         Lift: Any lightening of hair, going from darker to lighter, even if it's a small amount. 
         Highlighting: Adding streaks or chunks of a lighter shade. 
         Lowlighting: Adding streaks or chunks of a darker shade. 
         Tri-Color: Using three colors to give a more natural look to the hair color. 
         Filler: A product added prior to the color, either to protect damaged areas of hair, or to prep areas of hair with a balancing shade. 
         Toner: A product added after the color, to balance out any outstanding remaining shades.
         Foil method / color weave: Highlighting/lowlighting method using slices of foil. 
         Cap method: Highlighting/lowlighting method using a cap with tiny holes, through which hair is pulled and colored. Tends to focus color on the top of the head, where the sun hits it. 

         Depth / Dimension: Naturally, hair has more than one shade in it, giving it a look with depth and dimension. To achieve a more natural look artificially, depth and dimension must be added. 
         Line of demarcation: The point or line of visible regrowth.  
         Existing shade or starting shade: The color of the hair as it is; a starting point from which color may be applied. 
         Double process: Any color application that requires two full applications, usually with a shampoo and/or rinse in between and afterward. These may take longer and may cost more, but should look more natural as well. 
         Grey Coverage: Any application designed to cover grey hair. Not all products are capable of doing so. (Yeah, now you tell me...) 
         Grey Blending: Any application designed to blend or camouflage grey hair.

And don’t get me started on unwanted hair. I’m exhausted before I even step into the salon. I think I'll start wearing wigs.


Want more Girls Just Wanna...  posts? Click here for the March 21 blog, and here for the one from February 29.